Boob Lights: Everyone Hates Them, But They're Actually Great
By A Mystery Man Writer
Description
While standing on a street corner in New York’s Lower East Side last Wednesday night, I couldn’t help but notice all the boobs. I was looking up at rows of soft-glowing windows on an apartment building. The rectangular panes framed views of boobs on the ceilings of each unit. These boobs were emanating the warm yellow light that makes apartments look so much cozier from the street. These boobs were, in fact, lights. Hear me out on this one: Boob lights are actually good lights.
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